Those Damn Dinosaurs


Opening today at a theater near you— JURASSIC WORLD.

Oh my, they are back!
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BIGGER. MEANER. SCARIER. Maybe?

Sorry, I won’t be finding out in person.
However, there are many people who think you are all fools for believing in the dinosaur hoopla.

It’s all made up, folks. At least that’s what some “Christians Against Dinosaurs” believe.

Here is an ACTUAL letter to a school is teaching their students about dinosaurs
Shame. Shame.

Here is what the concerned mom wrote:

I’m really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin’s later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children’s school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatized by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children’s former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! 🙂

Yes this is a real letter and a real Facebook site. “Christians against Dinosaurs”
There are 15,034 members. Care to Join?
Nothing like feeling loved among fellow idiots.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/?notif_t=group_r2j_approved

IS THIS GUY LAUGHING?Dinosaur3

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