I need to get things straighten here. We here in Bakersfield are very very proud of our boy-man Kevin McCarthy. He’s our very own born and bred Bakersfieldian.
Please do not make fun of his way of talking. We understand what he’s meaning.
Also don’t pay tention to facts about Bakersfield being the highest teen-pregnancy place in California and second in the nation. That has little to nothing to do with the way many peoples including Mr. McCarthy talks.
The fact of the matters is we are the highest illiterate city and county in California too. We raise a lot of good folks like Kevin, but we don’t raise em’ real smart. Talking isn’t a big deal to us Bakersfieldians…no, it’s action that counts up, don’t you know.
So, to set the recordings straight, I want you all to know that Kevin McCarthy has successfully sponsored TWO, not one, but TWO bills signed into official law. So, he does have experience to be the new Speaker of the House.
I probably should also say that both of those bills, that’s TWO not ONE, both of those bills were about naming shit.
Go Kevin, make us right proud of ya