Miss-Speaker of the House


I need to get things straighten here. We here in Bakersfield are very very proud of our boy-man Kevin McCarthy. He’s our very own born and bred Bakersfieldian.

UNITED STATES - APRIL 16: Rep. Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., speaks to reporters during the media availability immediately after the House Republican Conference meeting at Republican National Committee headquarters on Capitol Hill on Tuesday, April 16, 2013. (Photo By Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call)

UNITED STATES – APRIL 16: Rep. Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., speaks to reporters during the media availability immediately after the House Republican Conference meeting at Republican National Committee headquarters on Capitol Hill on Tuesday, April 16, 2013. (Photo By Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call)

Please do not make fun of his way of talking. We understand what he’s meaning.

Also don’t pay tention to facts about Bakersfield being the highest teen-pregnancy place in California and second in the nation. That has little to nothing to do with the way many peoples including Mr. McCarthy talks.

The fact of the matters is we are the highest illiterate city and county in California too. We raise a lot of good folks like Kevin, but we don’t raise em’ real smart. Talking isn’t a big deal to us Bakersfieldians…no, it’s action that counts up, don’t you know.

So, to set the recordings straight, I want you all to know that Kevin McCarthy has successfully sponsored TWO, not one, but TWO bills signed into official law. So, he does have experience to be the new Speaker of the House.

I probably should also say that both of those bills, that’s TWO not ONE, both of those bills were about naming shit.

Go Kevin, make us right proud of ya

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5 Responses to Miss-Speaker of the House

  1. fiddlrts says:

    At least one good thing to say about McCarthy: he’s not as bat-shit crazy as the other guy running for the position. (Seriously, go look up Daniel Webster…)

  2. richsopus says:

    Write on, Dan! Us Bakersville Folk support Charley… I mean Kevin McCarthy for Speeker!

  3. David Rhea says:

    Thanks Dan, and comment-eers. I’ve been worried we’re entering another (Joe) McCarthy era. I’m much comforted that it will more likely be a (Charlie) McCarthy era.

  4. heyannis says:

    You have us screaming with laughter over here, Dan! Screaming. xoA

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