Damn Dinosaurs

I love joining groups. I’m a board member in three different local groups (true) and an active member of a few more. I also play music with three different groups, so you see I have a problem being alone or not busy.

I have found another group I’m thinking of joining. After reading this concerned parent’s letter, I’m also ready to add my name.

Here is her letter. Let’s see what you think.
If you join, I may consider coming along.

I’m really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin’s later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children’s school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children’s former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! 🙂


Yes this is a real letter and a real facebook site. Christians against Dinosaurs
There are 16,271 members. Care to Join?
Nothing like feeling loved among fellow idiots.



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3 Responses to Damn Dinosaurs

  1. Dave Luhman says:

    Ha-ha! Great post, Dan. I’m having a really hard time resisting the urge to say “Takes one to know one!” Let me know if you join up.

  2. fiddlrts says:

    The internet has certainly unearthed some bizarre specimens, hasn’t it? If you haven’t discovered the geocentrists, they are highly amusing too. Come to think of it, the idea that anything discovered recently doesn’t exist seems to be a sort of a dinosaur of its own. But don’t tell them that…

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