Everybody’s got problems. Sometimes we have the answers to each other’s problems so why not share?
I need to help my friends and neighbors with their problems. If they choose to help me with mine, I’ll be forever grateful.
First of all I need to help a friend through the coldest part of the winter. This morning I received an email from my friend, July H., in Indiana. She said she woke up and checked the outside thermometer and it was one BELOW zero. That’s freaking cold and she is not happy. I can solve her problem.
I provided a link below for her. If you need some warmth for yourself, why not give warmth. Click on this link and you can volunteer for daily four-hour shifts on this goat farm in Virginia. It’s warmer in Virginia then Indiana.
Click here for details: (You’re welcome, Judy)
Another friend of mine solved his own problem. He walked into a bar last week and told the bartender to hurry up and fill six mugs of beer. My friend hurried and drank them almost as fast as the bartender served them. The bartender asked him why he was in such a hurry. My friend said, “You’d be in a hurry too, if you had what I got.” The bartender looked sad and asked, “What do you have?”
My friend said, “Less than 70 cents in my pocket.”
Rules For Life
I’m a lucky man because my children never come to me to solve their problems. They probably don’t have any because I taught them my Five Rules For Life. Yes, I’ll share them with you today…free.
1 Money don’t buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2 Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
3 Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.
4 Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5 Alcohol does not solve problems, but neither does milk.
I’m besieged all the time with these “How To Make Money” doing whatever…flipping homes, becoming a travel writer, stuffing envelopes, etc.
The latest fad idea is how to make money on Facebook. I’ve thought about that one. I think I can solve that problem too. I will share that with you also. Yes it’s more free problem solving.