Celebrate or Hide?


Hurrah!  Boo?

Presents!  Ignore me?

Celebrate!  Don’t talk about it?

Party!  Shhh?

Having just roared past another yearly tribute (or damn reminder) I happened to stumble upon a story about the world’s oldest living person…
a female in Italy named Emma Morano.

She just turned 117 on November 29. The only person living who was born in the 19th century…Nov.29, 1899.
King Umberto was ruling Italy. He was assassinated by an anarchist eight months later.  The Fiat was just getting established when Emma was born.

If you have not read about her life, then you will stay think healthy living, exercise and good living is the key to longevity.
But we wouldn’t call Emma a healthy person. But maybe she has found the secret, genes.

Emma only had one love in her live, a boy she intended to marry after World War I.
He was killed in the war and knew she could never love anyone else. However a mob-boss decided Emma was the woman for him and no one else.

She was 29 years old when this mobster told her, “If you’re lucky you will marry me, otherwise I will kill you.” She had no choice and married him.

Emma credits her long life with her courage of kicking him out in 1938, one year after her only child died at six months of age. She never divorced, stayed true to her vows, but never let him near her door. He died in 1978.

Emma worked until age 75 and chose never to marry again. She stated to a newspaper, LaStampa, “I never wanted to be dominated again.” Her determination, told on her 112th birthday to La Stampa Newspaper, encouraged a playwright to compose a show in Emma’s home of Verbania. It tells the story of her determination through prose and dance. The playwright stated, “the play represents feminine courage  reveled through domestic violence.”

Where I might disagree with her reason for longevity, Emma stated it is her diet that is mostly responsible for her old age.

So for you who would like to reach extremely old age, take notes.

Every day for 90 years she has had three eggs every morning…two raw and one cooked. (after she lost her love in World War 1, her doctor said she was suffering from anemia so she started that morning ritual).
A year ago she dropped the one cooked egg, just eats the two raw eggs and added a few biscuits.

For lunch every day she has an omelet at noon and chicken for dinner. Her doctor says she eats very little vegetables and rarely has a small bit of fruit.
Her doctor can’t understand her incredible health.

Hope you have all those details down and I’m sure you’re ready to start your new healthy regime tomorrow.

Happy 117 Emma!

By the way, I want you youngsters to realize I do use modern technology, especially texting. In fact I have my own vocabulary with my friends. Here are just a few:
BFF:                Best Friend Fainted
BYOT:            Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM:              Covered By Medicare
FWB:              Friend With Beta-blockers
LMDO;           Laughing My Dentures Out
GGPBL:          Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low


One final thought to you young whipper-snappers. I want you to realize that life will throw many curves along your path. I remember when I turned FIVE years old, I looked down at the crayons I was coloring with and let out a big sigh and thought—when I was TWO this is never what I saw myself doing at FIVE.

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The Last Man in Europe

This was to be the novel’s name, The Last Man in Europe. It has always been one of my top ten favorite novels.

The author was sick, possibly dying, with tuberculosis. He had the outline of the novel and visited his publisher. He had a few titles, but liked The Last Man in Europe. His publisher didn’t like any of the possible names and suggested the author choose something more commercial.

To finish the novel, while having horrible breathing problems, the author moved to an Island to improve his air intake. His given name was Eric Arthur Blair and his birthplace was India.


His Grandfather, Thomas Blair, was a preacher. His Father, Richard Blair, worked in the Opium Department of the Indian Civil Service.

There was money in the family from Great-Grandfather Blair who was a wealthy country gentleman from Dorset, England and married the daughter of the Earl of Westmorland.

I lay out these boring details to give you a little background of the author.

The author thought it was proper to choose an author’s name.

He chose George Orwell.

Before publishing the above mentioned novel, he decided the novel needed a new name.
He inverted the year he was writing the novel, 1948, and this great novel was called, “1984.”

From this novel our vocabulary changed forever.
His made-up words have been part of our language for the past 68 years.

Words like: Big Brother, Thought Police, Room 101, Memory Hole, Newspeak, Doublethink and Thoughtcrime.

Once again, at least for me, this novel is crashing through my brain.   I remember when President Nixon made one of his many “doublethink” statements.
He said, “When the President does it that means it’s not illegal.”

I heard a reporter question Kellyanne Conway about Trump’s out and out lie about the millions of illegals who voted in the election.
I listened to Conway answer with the typical mind-bending pseudo-logic, “He’s the president-elect, so that’s presidential behavior.”

After my brain spun around (again) I remembered how this type of language started, “1984.”

May I leave you with a quote from 1984.
“The Ministry of Peace concerns itself with war, the Ministry of Truth with lies, the Ministry of Love with torture and the Ministry of Plenty with starvation. These contradictions are not accidental, nor do they result from ordinary hypocrisy: they are deliberate exercises in doublethink.”

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Thinking Wisely

In order to think wisely I need to read wisely. I like to read real Historians, not self-titled. I like to read real Philosophers, Musicologist, and Scientists.

If 98% of the world’s leading Climate Scientists (from 192 countries) agree about the dangers and causes of Global Warming I believe them. I’m sure, especially if I needed huge sums of money to maintain power, I might kowtow to Big Oil and all their allies and don’t allow my brain to read any scientific truth. Or if my ego was so big I figured I know more than 11,000 of the worlds’ leading Climate Scientists I might call Global Warming a hoax.

Things get trickier when we task our brain to dissect Philosophers. They aren’t to be dissected, just thought about.

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What is life about?

Philosophers learn to look and write about the world…its problems, people, history and possible future. Philosophy is separated from physical science.

From Aristotle, Plato, Thomas Aquinas, Confucius and John Locke we watch great brains dealing with questions about knowledge, reason, minds, values and language.


Philosophy teaches our minds how to think, analyze and question.

Back when we allowed our American banks to bring the world economy to its knees we also lost a great Philosopher. He died in June, 2007.

I decided to get one of his books because after a person dies the press starts talking about their greatness. I wish I knew about Richard Rorty when he wrote the book I purchased. The title is “Achieving our Country.”

Last week I remembered a few lines in this book, written in 1998. Now these lines are also being spread around the internet. I guess we now see the importance of great Philosophers, and reading and absorbing. It might have warned some of us to open our eyes and listen.

This is a paragraph, written in 1998, that you might enjoy.


“members of labor unions, and un-organized unskilled workers, will sooner or later realize that their government is not even trying to prevent wages from sinking or to prevent jobs from being exported. Around the same time, they will realize that suburban white-collar workers – themselves desperately afraid of being downsized – are not going to let themselves be taxed to provide social benefits for anyone else. 
At that point, something will crack. The non-suburban electorate will decide that the system has failed and start looking around for a strongman to vote for – someone willing to assure them that once he is elected, the smug bureaucrats, tricky lawyers, overpaid bond salesmen and
post modernist professors will no longer be calling the shots…
One thing that is very likely to happen is that the gains made in the past forty years by black and brown Americans, and by homosexuals, will be wiped out. Jocular contempt for women will come back into fashion… All the resentment which badly educated Americans feel about having their manners dictated to them by college graduates will find an outlet


You may now, loudly, blow out your breath.

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How to Fix a Broken Pizza

How to Fix a Broken Pizza?

The answer is “tomato paste.”

Just kidding, needed a title for today’s post.

Some of you probably think I’m a Pizzaholic. Nope. It’s other things that make me look this way. Could be genes, could be food, but it’s not Pizza. Maybe I’ll order some pizza six or eight times a year. But I’m still a snob about my “favorite” way pizza should taste.

I do have favorite local pizza. I love the New York pizzas and in my estimation only one place in this town makes New York tasting pizza. That is Cataldo’s. Many locations but most importantly, one near me. A plain cheese pie–well done, thank you.

However if you happen to be serving most other brands I will be happy. There are only two pizza’s that I have this “thing” about. I won’t eat them. That is Little Caesars and Domino’s.
Scratch off Domino’s. Pretty good pizza now. What happened?

I don’t chase the stock market anymore. I used to have some fun with options. But, I still watch prices and trends.
Suddenly I see incredible break-out number with Domino’s.
I decide to investigate.

First I eat one. You can’t have higher and higher stock market numbers if you don’t have a good product. Now they do. Those commercials, embarrassing but honest, really worked. That was half the battle.

I remember the CEO appearing in every commercial. The customers would say things like: “The sauce tastes like ketchup” “The crust tastes like cardboard”  “The worst pizza I ever had.”  Then the CEO, Patrick Doyle, would promise to fix each of those problems. Doyle was hired as CEO in 2010. The stock was selling for $8.76 per share…and falling.

A personal note: I can’t think of a tougher business to turn around then the pizza business. Once a reputation is out there what can a company do to turn around a giant chain with bad pizza and falling stock prices?

Well he first fixed the pizza. Researched every pizza in the world and made changes from top to bottom.

Then he fixed the delivery system. A new designed “pizza lover’s batmobile.” Warming oven for 80 pizza’s and just one seat for the driver.

The CEO, Doyle, stated that two principles of marketing had to be used to make this giant turnaround.
NUMBER ONE. “Loss Aversion” is a typical thought pattern in big business. The pain of loss is double the pleasure of winning. That makes changes extra tough. Play not to lose, rather than playing to win. I can only imagine the competition in the pizza racket. From Pizza Hut, Papa John, CPK, and Little Caesars, and dozens of favorite local joints, playing it safe is the easy thing to do.

But he didn’t. Doyle stated that a leader must accept the fact that “failure is an option.”
Yet playing it safe is the riskiest course of all.

The second business principal is “Omission Bias.” Most business leaders play to not lose instead of playing to win. Everyone sees the cost of a move gone badly.
Few see the costs of a move not made.

Can you imagine opening a pizza chain in Italy? Not even Starbucks have tried that. Domino’s have done exceptionally well in Italy. They are extremely popular in Japan.
Here is the new delivery  by Reindeer bikes this Christmas in Japan.

Of the 800 people who work at the home office in Detroit, over 400 of them are in software and analytics. A large part of the delivery system is the ordering system. There is no cooler phone app for delivery of anything than the Domino’s app. They have won the “app” crowd.

Pizza Hut is number one in total sales, but Domino’s is climbing up their back as #2.

Oh, and that $8 stock in 2010. Wish I would have bought it.

It’s $168.28 today.

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Old Charlie is on another Binge

Old Charlie would take a couple days off because he had been on a binge. It didn’t matter because old Charlie owned the business. The employees would shake their heads, purse their lips and pick up Charlie’s absent duties.

Then there was the beautiful daughter of some friends who was diagnosed with an eating disorder. This was years ago in the ‘60s when a new term, for we lay people, became common. Binge and Purge. Sounded like a quirky English Pub sign above an ancient wooden entrance.

For my limited vocabulary the word ‘binge’ was used for drinking or eating too much.

Like millions of others this past week, I binged. Not on food, not on booze. On Netflix…once again.

The common word today, because of Netflix, for watching entire seasons released at one time is binge watching. I binge-watched “The Crown.”

I can’t recommend a finer new series.

It doesn’t have the mouth-dropping scenes of “Breaking Bad” or the oh my god shocks and twists of “Game of Thrones.”

It’s a rare treat of beauty, history and brilliant acting. It is the most expensive drama Netflix has ever made.

Some of us, very few left, remember the televised (black and white) ceremony of Queen Elizabeth (still kicking, still queening) taking the throne. Her father, the late King, was an accidental ruler because his brother, King Edward abdicated the throne to marry the American Socialite, Wallis Simpson. She was divorcing her second husband when the King announced he was going to be husband number three.

Nope. The kingly-rules stuff says you can’t do that. So young handsome Edward said he could care less about being the King if he couldn’t have the woman he loved.

You can’t make that stuff up.

His brother was then chosen as the rightful kingly dude and his daughter, Elizabeth, became the next err to the throne.

So this true Hollywood style story, sat inside and outside of the most elegant buildings possible, is a binge watcher.

Try it, you’ll love it.

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See you soon


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Gold and Platinum

When I was a kid my Mom and two of my Grandmothers had many favorite rules to live by. When you’re a kid they come across as actual rules. So serious that a little kid better pay attention or evil things might happen.

Later in life I just shook my head and laughed at the fallacies of some of these silly sayings.

I remember the “wear clean underwear in case you get in a wreck and nurses and doctors see your dirty underwear.” Whoever started that irrational thought? I don’t think my Mom ever disbelieved such silliness.

One of my grandmothers said it was bad luck to put a hat on a bed. And of course most of us were told if we blow out our birthday candles in one puff you will get your wish answered. And of course good luck is guaranteed if you find a four leaf clover, a ladybug or a horseshoe.



When we were little kids walking to school we had to be careful along the sidewalk because if you step on a crack you broke your mother’s back.

Even as adults we became a little bit stupid when we refused to build 13th floor hotel rooms or hospital wings. Really?

Some of our “rules” to live by were real and well-conceived.

The Golden Rule was taken from the Bible (Matt. 7-12 or Luke 6:31 whichever turns you on) which is “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” Our American English used simpler language, “Treat others as you want to be treated.”

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It’s still a good rule, but when you think about it I may not want to be treated the way you want to be treated. I may not want you to treat me with your values, your wants, your thoughts.

That’s when the Platinum Rule works better, for weird people like me. People who may have different wants. In other words, treat me like I want to be treated. That’s the Platinum Rule and it will definitely win me over.

Always keep the Golden Rule in play, but some people don’t want to be treated as the focus of attention (like you might want to be) or treated with public recognition like you might like to be. That’s the time to use the Platinum Rule…Treat Others Like They Want To Be Treated.

Have a great week.

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